as requested by anon. A (cruder) continuation of this meme: ( x ). More angry sexual tension starters here ( x ). Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

Angry

• “Is that so?”
• “Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”
  
• “Go fuck yourself. And let me watch.”
  
• “You look angry. How about you take all that energy and put it to good use?”
  
• “Look at you, all smug. It’s not like I jerk off to you at night. But you’d like that, wouldn’t you?”
  
• “I can’t tell whether I want to make you bleed or moan.”
• “I hate that you’re mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”
  
• “Try and stop me.”
  
• “You’re either leaving here with a black eye or a hickey. Your choice.”
  
• “Fuck you! Or me.”
  

Flirty

• “I’m really flexible…”
• “Your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. must be really happy…”
  
• “Wow, you’re really easy on the eyes.”
  
• “You know, I don’t have a gag reflex.”
  
• “Is there any way I could repay you?”
  
• “You have really pretty lips.”
  
• “Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue?”
  
• “You look great in this lighting. But you’d look even better in my bed.”
  
• “Was my pickup line too cheesy? I couldn’t help myself.”
  
• “You look tense..do you want a massage?” / “Wow, I totally need a massage right now.”

Awkward

• “..why are you staring at me?”
  
• “You have a–a really big–uh, brain.”
  
• “So…how do I look?”
  
• “You, uhm–kinda touched my–yeah..”
• “*blurts out* Did you know that pandas only mate once a year?”
  
• “I wasn’t watching porn!” / “I wasn’t jerking off!”
• “Hey…c-can I…maybe..kiss you?”
  
• “Holding hands/cuddling is nice, but…I was hoping we could do something else.”
  
• “Oh, sorry! Were you changing?”
  
• “*knocks head into (muse name)’s* Ah! S-sorry, I was trying to kiss you.”